That's right, the fabulous ladies of the Boston League Of Women Wrestlers threw down in Brooklyn, NY this past weekend to a crowd of cheering fans as the guests of the pirate-themed Rock Opera Music Consortium that is Jollyship The Whiz-Bang at Galapagos Art Space in Williamsburg. The show was spectacular with eight matches including an upset by Guzzlie Locks and Viscious Velma taking out her rage towards manager Muffy Winters' 'loose' enrollment policies against newest BLOWW member Christie Mist, a 3-hole blow-up-doll from chinatown.
Tinker Hell took out Dewey Decimator after the librarian attempted to retreive the stolen illustrtated copy of Peter Pan from the fairy, Sister Christian taught Muffy Winters a lesson about approriate clothing for a young lady with a smackdown followed by a forced wardrobe change, Anastasia Darkwing got violent after being antagonized by housewife Ginger Tonic, whose favorite store, the Gap, had taken over Spencer Gifts, where poor little anastasia was going to meet her Goth friends before they headed over to Hot Topic; Viscious Velma was defeated by Christie Mist, who was so uncontrollably belligerent she had to be deflated by venue staff; Captain Hooker pinned Ninja Ho after taking some harsh blows from the tiny fighter, who apparently had had some inappropriate interactions with the Captain's first mate; former league champion Suzie Screw, who still holds the record longest undefeated run, was head-banged out by Aussie Rocker The Wrathalie in an argument over who was most Rock N' Roll.
Finally, the now former BLOWW champion Sophie Suture was de-belted by Malicious Mile Heidi in a feud spanning over a year and documented on video, which was shown to the audience before the match.
After accusing Suture, R.N., of negligence, Malicious Mile Heidi finally pinned the nurse in a quick reversal, after a slow two-count by lazy and easily distracted referee Vinnie Beneddetto. There could be a re-match between these bitter rivals, as Sophie was not willing to let the belt go and it had to be taken from her and her manager, Dr. Feels Allright, by force. It is sad to mention but seeing sophie crying after losing the belt was truly pathetic and even uncomfortable to watch - we're sure we'll see some dirty moves against Ms. Heidi in the months to come.
Willie Wanksta, Double-d, and Jay Paris looked smashing as ever, and sounded great! Jay Paris arrived moment before showtime, to the great releif of all members of BLOWW and enjoyment of the entire audience. Nach DeVille insulted the New Yorkers, and the last we saw of him was at the bottom of the pile-on. Anybody seen Nash??!?
Photographer Peter Cacioppo has posted his killer shots at:
http://web.mac.com/pcacioppo/
and follow the links, or:
http://web.mac.com/pcacioppo/iWeb/Pete%20Cacioppo/B.L.O.W.W..html
Videography by Lucio Mollica, Gene Damian, Max Evry and Katharine Spencer.
Video posts soon to come!
